I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law's face and headed over the embankment.
In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telegraph pole.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
An invisible car came from nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.
I pulled into the lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault, as he had been run over before
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him.
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